2 Br Cottage Vacation Rental In Weeki Wachee, Florida

/// The Funky Flamingo River Cottage – Your Front-Row Seat to Weeki Wachee Magic
Quick Highlights ///
• Prime river location: Peaceful deep-water canal just off the Weeki Wachee River
• Kayaks included: Clear-bottom tandem, two singles, stand-up paddleboard, child kayaks, and floating island. Kayak launch makes getting in and out super easy!
• Sleeps 6 comfortably: King bed, built-in bunks (two fulls + twin on top), queen sleeper sofa, and rollaway crib. (Remember - one bathroom!!)
• The ultimate hangout spot: Huge screened lanai with comfy seating, foosball, picnic table, and outdoor games
• Entertainment for everyone: Smart TVs in all bedrooms and living room, free fast WiFi, and a stash of games
• Fully stocked kitchen: Dishwasher, cookware, coffee bar, and everything you need to whip up a feast
• Outdoor fun: Fire pit, hammock, fishing, swimming, and direct river access for kayaking with the manatees
/// Welcome to the Funky Flamingo – Where Old Florida Meets Funky & Fun ///
If you’re looking for a place to sip coffee while watching manatees glide by, float in crystal-clear waters, or kick back on a breezy lanai playing foosball, you’ve found it. The Funky Flamingo is a colorful, comfy, and delightfully quirky escape in the heart of Weeki Wachee.
Equal parts retro charm and modern convenience, this cottage is the perfect mix of Florida funky and fun. Whether you’re lounging in the hammock, paddling down the river, or sitting around the fire pit swapping stories, life here moves at river time—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
/// Sleeping Spaces – Cozy, Comfy, and Fun ///
• Main bedroom: King bed, Smart TV, blackout curtains, for a perfect night’s sleep
• Bunk room: Built-in bunks with two full-size beds on the bottom and a twin up top—perfect for kids, teens, or fun-loving adults, blackout shades, desk area
• Living room: Queen sleeper sofa, Smart TV, and a pile of board games ready for a game night showdown
• Extras: Rollaway crib
/// The Great Outdoors – Because You Didn’t Come Here to Stay Inside ///
• Huge screened lanai: The best seat in the house! Lounge on the comfy furniture, challenge someone to foosball, or eat dinner at the picnic table without swatting at bugs
• Kayaks and paddle Gear: Clear-bottom tandem kayak (so you can watch the fish zoom by), Two single kayaks, Stand-up paddleboard, Two child kayaks, Floating island for the ultimate lazy river experience
• Private dock & kayak launch: Fish, swim, or just sit back and watch the world float by
• Fire pit and hammock: Because every perfect day should end with s’mores and a sunset
• Outdoor games: Connect 4, giant Jenga, checkers, and more
/// Kitchen & Dining – Fuel Up for Your Next Adventure ///
• Brand new dishwasher (because no one wants to wash dishes on vacation)
• Fully stocked with pots, pans, and utensils
• Coffee bar with a variety of coffee, creamers, and sweeteners to kickstart your mornings
• Indoor dining table and a picnic table on the lanai for open-air meals
/// Adventure is Just Outside Your Door ///
• The River: Our peaceful deep-water canal gives you easy access to all the action—just a few paddles and you’re floating in the crystal-clear Weeki Wachee River
• Five-minute paddle to the Sandbar – A shallow, sunny spot perfect for relaxing and spotting manatees
• Head upriver to explore the natural beauty of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park and wave to the famous mermaids
• Downriver fun – Paddle to Hospital Hole, grab a riverside meal at The Upper Deck, or head to Rogers Park
• Nearby attractions: Pine Island Beach (hello, sunset views), Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks, and the must-visit dog beach at Fort De Soto

/// Important Details ///
• Parking: Space for two cars in the grass/lawn area
• Fast, free WiFi: Stream, work (if you must), or post your manatee selfies
• Security cameras: Outdoor only, keeping an eye on the front of the house and parking area
• Quiet hours start at 10 PM – We love our friendly neighbors, and they love their sleep
• A rental agreement and liability waiver must be signed within 48 hours of booking. A $500 refundable security deposit is required before check-in.

/// Unplug, Unwind, and Enjoy Life on River Time ///
Pack a bag, grab some groceries, and leave the rest behind—The Funky Flamingo has everything you need for a laid-back, adventure-filled, totally unforgettable stay.
Come for the manatees. Stay for the funky vibes. The only thing missing is you.

Located in Weeki Wachee Gardens, this cottage is near theme parks and on the waterfront. Weeki Wachee Springs and Weeki Wachee Springs State Park reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Nature Coast Botanical Gardens and Adventure Coast Fun Park. Kayaking and scuba diving offer great chances to get out on the surrounding water, or you can seek out an adventure with cycling and hiking/biking trails nearby.