2 Br Apartment Vacation Rental In Kalispell, Montana

Striving to provide the best MT experience.
Cozy & dazzlingly clean surrounded by animals and forest.
PLEASE let me know if you need anything I am happy to get for you.

4x4 necessary SNOW READY
Please read the house rules before booking
The space
4x4 SNOW READY NECESSARY

HI! This is the peaceful, spacious, calm wildlife retreat you’ve came to Montana for. Please, no loud kids or adults :-)
Deer, bunnies, birds, turkeys & miniature dwarf goats are staples here. The perfect place to get away from the park crowds. Nothing but sounds and sights of nature.

I try my absolute hardest to give you an unforgettable positive experience… that may mean working together. Please communicate if anything doesn’t look or feel perfect or if you want something that maybe is not in the unit or that I will have it or I’m happy to go get it.
Everything listed below
Is from not so great experiences… PLEASE do NOT pull up playing music loudly or leave your car door open playing music. You will be asked to leave out of the respect for peaceful guests on the property. Outside social hours stop at 1130 please be respectful of noise volume always this is not a KOA camp park.
This is a quiet whispers sanctuary a healing place. No yelling, hooting, hollering. No drinking alcohol if you can’t handle it quietly and respectfully for your environment. I am sober and it’s not cool.

NO ANIMALS. Please do not try to sneak an animal onto the property. If you have an animal that you would like to bring make sure to run it by me first… Not only are animals hard to clean up after… Most likely they will try to kill the bunnies, chickens and turkeys that are all over my yard…it’s happened 2x from dogs that are ‘sweet & loving’
Also, it’s next to impossible to get all of the hair out of a unit not to mention any scratches from claws.
So if it’s small maybe we could work something out with a deposit and extra cleaning fee. Otherwise, probably best for you to look elsewhere. SORRY.
It’s about upholding the integrity of the rental and property for future guests.
That being said don’t try to sneak extra people… Ha ha
Please only one vehicle…1 vehicle only
We cannot park multiple cars at this unit.

If you’d like me to send you a video of the property’s I can

We happily welcome you to Montana in our beautiful 2021 2bdrm RV on our stunning full of nature/life property just 10 min away from the tourists. Haha
I have two other rentals on this awesome property so those out as well. If you wanna add to your group they will be close but not too close to where they are in your space like any other hotel or camping area… Probably won’t even see each other unless you’re getting eggs at the same time ha ha

4x4 during winter months is a must to park directly in front of the rv. I plow but the snow is still a few inches deep.

Limited to 1 car unless pre authorized Jut ask/communicate with any questions/concerns. I am here and happy to help.

Relax on a hammock with the sunshine and wind on your skin or hike/explore the private forest behind.

This definitely a place dedicated to peace and tranquillity. We’re looking for those who are responsible, respectful, cool, calm and collected to join energies with.
If hooting, hollering/yelling and partying is what you’re looking to do on this trip this will not be the best place.
Safe travels to all. Be safe. Enjoy.

If you only have 2 ppl the dates you selected may be open for a discounted price.
We have a 2020 VW Tiguan car available for rent on turo as well. Could even pick ya up from airport
Other things to note
The toilet can handle nothing but toilet paper. Make sure everyone in your group knows. If anything else is flushed it will clog the pump, back up and make for a disaster during your stay. So please, nothing but toilet paper. $500 fee for plumbing issues sustained during stay. *** NO SMOKING ON PROPERTY (OUTSIDE/INSIDE) ***

We have a hammock, corn hole, horse shoes, a go kart, sauna, slip and slide so you’re welcome to enjoy the property for sure!

Hi! I want to know that the property is in good hands. That visitors will be respectful and take good care of the units So the next guest has the opportunity to enjoy as you found it or even better.
When booking Please say hello and why you want do stay here , what your Intentions are during your trip.
Requests that just say a time and very cold will not be accepted
The energy of this property is very important so we like to keep it clean and thriving
offering nothing but positivity
I’m here to help. So text, call, socialize or recluse. We’re here if you need us or happy to support the solitude, peace and quiet. We have a bunch of tips of little gems in and around the area that will be texted to you upon booking.

Kalispell is home to this apartment. Dick Idol Signature Gallery and Alpine Theatre Project are cultural highlights, and some of the area's attractions include Stumptown Ice Den and Woodland Water Park. Glacier Lanes and Casino and Big Sky Waterpark are also worth visiting.