Dowry free marriage

“Hum toh ladki do kapdon mein bhi le jayenge!” And then it started with- just a double bed, where will the bride and groom sleep? And of course a wardrobe, where will the bride keep her things? Also some kilos of gold jewellery for the whole family, it’s a part of the tradition, you see. Don’t forget to add some cash- it’s for the bride’s benefit only!